My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms – Chapter 10, The Monkey King Returns

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Translator: Silavin

Proofreader: Bluerazbeary

 

In Jiang Nan University, students who were moving to their next class stopped to stare at the curious scene in front of them. A student was running, panting for breath while being chased by a ferocious looking Baldy man. “Why are you still following me? Stop following me!”

 

“Yes, Master.” Baldy promised, and continued to follow, inch by inch closer. 

Lin Hai, drained, “Whatever, I’m going back to my dormitory.”

Blady Qiang: “Okay, Master.”

Lai Hai cried, “I’ve said it numerous times already. I’m not your Master.”

Blady Qiang: “Oh, I see, Master.”

Lai Hai : “Are you sick?”

Blady Qiang: “I’m healthy, Master.”

 

[AHHHHHHHHHH] Lin Hai felt that he was about to go mad. [What the hell are you going to do with him? Q.Q]

 

Lin Hai turned back and gave Baldy Qiang a kick. However, Baldy Qiang seem unaffected and in a breathless voice, he repeated, “I wish to learn the Shadowless Foot from Master”

 

“Learn from your goddam sister!” Lin Hai grabbed his hair and prepared to pull it out. He felt his brain suffer from this idiot and has his spirit completely drained. 

 

“Listen up.” Lin Hai can’t help but try to trick him. “First, before becoming my Disciple, be my younger brother. I will qualify you after dealing with you for three months. After three months, if I deem you worthy, then I will teach you. If you do not qualify, then I will not teach you anything! ” 

 

“Master, I’m amazed by your generous heart and soul! I will definitely meet your expectations!” Baldy Qiang wore an exciting face and continued to await further instructions. 

 

“Now, I’ll release your first assignment! Leave school and stop following me!” Lin Hai ordered. 

 

“Good!” Baldy Qiang turned around and left without hesitation. 

 

“Is that it?” Baldy Qiang started to walk off but it was so simply to get rid of him that Lin Hai was stunned. “Why didn’t I think of doing this sooner?”

 

Back in his dormitory,

 

“Brother Hai is back.”

 

“Brother Hai, you are famous.” As soon as he returned to his dormitory, Wang Peng surrounded Lin Hai. 

 

“Famous? Me?” Lin Hai’s face was caught surprised.

 

“You don’t know yet? Look at our school’s posts on the internet!” Liu Liang took his phone out and opened the post to show Lin Hai.

 

“Song King, Lin Hai, is born! His voice is no different from a god that ensnares all who listens to his words! Finally, Goddess Xin Yue, finds a man who is her equal.” 

 

“What is this?!” Lin Hai snatched the phone away in a hurry.

 

[Serious, what is going on. I don’t know who posted this video of the training room to the Internet but there are already close to a thousand comments and it just keeps growing]. Lin Hai scrolls down the comments and read through some of them to get a brief understanding. [Most of them are words of praises. There are rare occasions where I stumble upon, negative comments criticizing me but that is normal for netizens.]

 

As Lin Hai continued to scroll on, he discovered that some of the comments took note of the time when he mentioned his past with Wang Ting. Once this became known online, Wang Ting suddenly became a target of public criticism, and was labeled a whore. Meanwhile Liu Xin Yue was treated completely opposite. The netizens were very rational and most of them sent her their blessings. After all, Liu Xin Yue is famous for her purity, and her reputation in school is exceptional. Other than the two girls, Hu Wei, Zhao Lei and Liu Jun were completely bashed on. They were harshly scolded by netizens, second only to Wang Ting. 

 

“Damn. I never thought I would manage to shake the internet.” Lin Hai is a said before he could say anything else, his phone got a notification. ‘Ding Ding!’

 

Liu Xin Yue’s had sent him a message.

 

Liu Xin Yue: “Have you seen the post?”

Liu Xing Yue: “Look.”

Liu Xing Yue: “Congratulations on the birth of Lin Hai, the King of Songs!”

Lin Hai smiled. “Congratulations to the Goddess Xin Yue, finding a man who is her equal!” 

Liu Xing Yue: “Disgusting! Come to my house at 8pm”

Lin Hai chuckled: “This… it’s it a little too fast? I have yet to prepare myself. (3x Shy expressions)” 

Liu Xing Yue: “What are you thinking? My mother is inviting you over for dinner! (3x facepalm expression).”

Lin Hai:  “Oh! If it is my mother-in-law who has invited me, then as the son-in-law, it is my duty to be there on time!”

Liu Xing Yue: “What a silver tongue you have! At 7:30, I’ll wait for you at the school gate and we can go there together.”

 

In the residential area of Jiang Nan City Steelmaking Plant, there was an apartment building in Liu Shan. This was Liu Xin Yue’s home.

 

 “Lin Hai, come on, please sit down.” As soon as they entered the apartment, Zhao Fang hurried to greet Lin Hai enthusiastically to sit down. 

 

“Thank you, Aunty.” Lin Hai nodded politely.

 

“Sit down and chat with Yue’er. Dinner will be ready in a minute.” Zhao Fang finished setting up the table, and ran back to the kitchen to do some more work. 

 

“I need to ask you something.” Suddenly Lin Hai asked Liu Xin Yue, “If both you and Aunty are both at home, and uncle is in the hospital, who is taking care of him?” 

 

Liu Xin Yue nods and explains. “My mother wishes to thank you and asked my younger sister to take care of father.” 

 

“Wait a second, you have a sister?” Lin Hai’s eyes are wide open.

 

“Why can’t I have a sister?” Liu Xin Yue gave Lin Hai a strange look. 

 

“Ha-ha, no, I don’t mean anything bad. It’s just that I’m surprise to hear that you have a sister. I haven’t heard of that before. Having a younger sister is good. Haha…” Lin Hai gave a giggle.  [Damn! I made a big profit! Marrying her would mean that I get to have a sister-in-law as well!] 

(Silavin: Not sure why he is so happy. This novel is not a harem novel from what I know. So, I guess he just wants to have a younger sister? Having a younger sister myself, I can tell you that it is a lie that Imoutos brings happiness. LIES!)

 

Liu Xin Yue looked at Lin Hai suspiciously. “Why are you laughing so strangely?” 

 

“Oh, it’s nothing. It’s really nothing.” Lin Hai quickly put away his grin and to escape the situation, he ran off to help Liu Xin Yue’s mother place the dishes on the table. 

 

“Sneaky rascal” Liu Xin Yue judged and also went to help set up the table.

 

There were six dishes and one soup on the table. The dishes here were relatively easy to prepare but from just the smell, Lin Hai could tell that the dishes here were all going to be delicious.

“Xiaohai, thank you so much for helping us. We should have invited you to a big restaurant, but my family cannot anything too lavish” Liu Xin Yue’s mother sadly said.

 

“Aunty, with your cooking, why would I need to ever go to a restaurant?” Lin Hai said as he was already on his third serving. Burping indecently, he laughed it off and also made Liu Xin Yue laugh.

 

After she had her meal, Lin Xin Yue’s mother had to leave to check up her husband. Maybe it was planned but she left the two children alone in the house without saying another word. 

 

Noticing that he was nearly done eating Liu Xin Yue stood up and head to the kitchen, “I’ll wash some fruit for you.” her mother, not wishing to treat her guess some more also followed her daughter back to the kitchen.

 

As soon as Lin Xin Yue left, Lin Hai sighed, “Man, how could you be so nervous?” 

 

Just as he signed he received a message. ‘Ding Ding!’

 

 Lin Hai quickly took up a phone to check. It was a message from the Monkey King.

 

Knowing that it was important, Lin Hai quickly opened it up to read:

 

Monkey King: “Were you looking for this grandfather?”

 

Before Lin Hai answered, another message came.

 

Monkey King:  “This grandfather ate your Vanishing Pellet and went around the heaven. My mobile phone didn’t make a sound when you send me a message. Hahaha!”

 

[You little shit] Lin Hai thought once he continued the conversation with the Monkey King. It turned out that the Monkey King had stolen something from the heavenly count. Due to the Vanishing Pellet that he took, his mobile phone was kept silent. That was the main reason why he had not answered till now.

 

Lin Hai: “I don’t know what the Great Saint Harvest is like. (“shrug” expression.)”

Monkey King: “Ah, it’s okay.”

 

‘Ding Ding!’ Monkey King sent you Heaven’s Eye Magic x 1.

[What is this, Heaven’s Eye Magic?!] Lin Hai quickly accepted.

 

Monkey King: “This is from Erlang Shen. It’s for you. Thank you for your kind gift.”

Lin Hai: “No, thank you, my lord.”

 

Lin Hai hurried to open his inventory; in it was a gold book with a rustic appearance. Extract!

 

Lin Hai felt a flash of light in his eyes, and then a message came to mind: Learnt Heaven’s Eye Magic, current level 1.

 

“Huh? Nothing special happened” Lin Hai held up his glass and took a sip. 

 

“The fruit is ready.” Liu Xin Yue brought in the fruit.

 

“Well, thank you… Pfft! ” Lin Hai looked up and the water he had just drunk sprayed out. “What the hell?! “

 

Liu Xin Yue was standing in front of him in a sexy black lingerie. However, it was obvious that she could no longer fit in those and some parts was more exposed than the others.

 

“What’s wrong?” Liu Xin Yue said in a worried voice.

 

“Ah? It’s nothing… everything is fine.” Lin Hai said trying to swallow the water in his throat.

 

Lin Hai rubbed his eyes and looked at Liu Xin Yue again. Right now, she returned to wear her old clothes. [Goddamn these Heaven’s Eye is bull shit!]

 

“Did you choke on water?” Liu Xin Yue felt that something was off with Lin Hai today. 

 

‘Ding Ding!’ Monkey King replied with a new message.

 

Monkey King: “Oh yeah, what did you want your this grandfather help with?”

 

[I almost forgot my business with him!] Lin Hai rushed back to Monkey King and replied.

 

Lin Hai: “Yes, I wish to consult you, my lord. I have a friend who seems to be separated from his soul but is still alive. He is in the state where he can’t wake up. I don’t know what can be done to save him. “

Monkey King:  “Ah, that’s easy. Lord Lao Zi’s Old Man’s rejuvenation pill can solve this problem. “

 

‘Ding Ding’ Monkey King sent you a rejuvenating pill.

 

Monkey King: “Just stole one from the old Man to give to you.”

 

Lin Hai: “Thank you, my lord!”

 

Lin Hai was so excited, [Dang, giving him that Vanishing Pellet is really worth it.]

 

 “Xin Yue” Lin Hai called out.

 

However, Liu Xin Yue, more worried than before, asked again, “Are you sure you are okay?” but before she could do anything else, Lin Hai cuts in,

 

 “Your father can be saved.”

 


Silavin: I had to add a few things here and there. The chapter could not be translated as what the author wrote because he left so much information out. The mother, is not written to be anywhere after she cooked the meal. So, I added some parts to make it flow better.

 


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